They somehow manage to avoid bumping into ZENDAYA, JACOB BATALON, TONY REVOLORI, or TY SIMPKINS, who must all be cutting class today or something. Here, take this and use it to call me when you find her.įirst mermaids, now this? You're really just leaning into all the ocean clichés, aren't you? What's next, drowning people?ĭANAI accompanies LETITIA on a mission to MASSACHUSETTS to kidnap DOMINIQUE THORNE. (leaves to go salvage what's left of "BLADE") Therefore, we must murder the inventor of that vibranium detector, an American genius inventor who also built a suit of powered armor out of scrap.ĭon Cheadle, minus the genius inventor part? Anyway, I'm here because I hate your hidden country for no longer being hidden, since now MY hidden underwater country can also no longer be hidden. Stop that, you two! That's way too deep for a superhero movie. They then have a rousing debate about grief and the deconstruction of religious beliefs until TENOCH interrupts them. Man, the citizens must be sick of mourning the guy by now. Technically second, don’t forget the time he was thrown off the waterfall. You weren’t killed by Thanos, you’ve got five whole years of practice mourning Chadwick the first time he died.
It’s easy for you to talk about moving on, Mom. See if you remember that when I become charismatic as hell later on and you see me shirtless in proper lighting.ĪNGELA tries to reason with LETITIA on the one-year anniversary of CHADWICK’S DEATH. She puts them in and jumps onto a departing helicopter, only to then get snatched out of the sky by none other than TENOCH HUERTA, the FLYING FISH MAN himself! He effortlessly yeets LAKE's helicopter straight into the sea. Omg it's a sonic attack! Good thing I conveniently have these earplugs. I thought now that we didn’t have Scarlet Witch, Killgrave, or this universe’s Loki, the MCU might finally be done with MMMMIND CONTROL. Uh hey Lake, I think there's something else lurking down here.and this isn't some lame lake pun, I swear.ĬHAOS ENSUES as LAKE'S entire team starts willingly jumping overboard, lured by terrifyingly melodic siren calls coming from the ocean.
We totally stole a fancy metal detector from a college kid and used it to find vibranium in the bottom of the ocean! But no, I have zero idea what Angela's going on about. LAKE BELL is leading a team of NAVY SEALS who must have never seen "THE ABYSS". Wow, turns out the biggest threat to our vast supply of valuable and versatile vibranium is all of you. She deposits the disgraced soldiers at the French ambassador's feet.
That doesn’t really help us defend against your allegations that we’re a dangerously unaccountable rogue state, does it? The Dora Milaje have jurisdiction wherever the Dora Milaje find themselves to be. Vibranium can be used to make WMDs, and therefore you’re violating the non-proliferation treaty! Which is specifically about nuclear weapons, not the raw materials which could theoretically be made into non-nuclear weapons, but SHUT UP GIVE US VIBRANIUM!!!Īt this point, DANAI leads her SQUAD and their defeated BLACK OPS THUGS directly into the U.N. So much for Chadwick’s whole speech about everyone being one tribe and all that. Now now, you know Wakanda doesn’t give away any of our tech or our precious resources, or let strangers in through our forcefield, and honestly we seem exactly as isolationist as last time except now we’re rubbing everybody’s nose in it.
Vibranium, now, WE WANTS IT GIMME GIMME GIMME. Queen Angela, we’ve called you here to discuss the pressing issue of give us the vibranium.
#Save editing nuclear throne movie#
You guys can keep your inexplicably non-lethal spears, I prefer my inexplicably non-lethal daggers! This is my only character trait! Why am I in this movie again? They’re shown a VAULT, but it turns out it’s actually a DANAI GURIRA AND HER HEAVILY-ARMED DORA MILAJE COHORTS VAULT! DANAI stabs a bunch of soldiers with her spear, somehow killing exactly zero of them. WE ASSUME THAT AN OUTREACH CENTER HAS A VAULT LADEN WITH THE WORLD’S MOST VALUABLE METAL FOR SOME REASON. LETITIA and ANGELA, along with the dwindling subset of comic book movie fans who are actually still DECENT HUMAN BEINGS, all shut the hell up to allow for a MOMENT OF SILENCE during the CHADWICK-CENTRIC MARVEL STUDIOS LOGO.Ī bunch of BLACK OPS THUGS bursts into a WAKANDAN OUTREACH CENTER, pointing GUNS at everybody. It isn't gonna be like the first movie, and things will be a lot easier if you just accept that upfront. This is some real-life shit, and this is a SAD STORY. COVID conspiracy theorist Super-smart scientist LETITIA WRIGHT desperately tries to save her brother CHADWICK BOSEMAN's life, but he tragically succumbs to illness offscreen.
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